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Re: Provocative Title (MetaThread)

Post by BMAONE23 » Thu May 26, 2011 5:14 pm

CONGRATULATORY remark about impending anual festivity

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Post by owlice » Thu May 26, 2011 6:00 pm

Unintended insulting remark about future celebration. Gentle request for baked goods and frozen dessert. Question regarding number?
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Re: Provocative Title (MetaThread)

Post by Indigo_Sunrise » Thu May 26, 2011 7:32 pm

Pretending to be miffed about insulting remark. But then feeling of uber-enjoyment knowing soon the consumption of massive quantities of said frozen desserts and baked goods will follow. Exclamation of happiness. :!: of :D

Then, oblique answer to question on number of revolutions around the sun, 'More than 40; but less that 45'.


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Re: Provocative Title (MetaThread)

Post by emc » Thu May 26, 2011 8:11 pm

You’re not old until you find yourself in front of the refrigerator with the door open and a carton of milk in your hand and you don’t know if you’re putting it up or getting it out. Or worse, you find your ice cream in the cabinet beside the cereal.
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Re: Provocative Title (MetaThread)

Post by owlice » Sun Jun 12, 2011 4:31 pm

Query as to location of her share of baked goods and frozen dessert. Whiny sentence about virtue with which waiting has been undertaken. Virtual fork banging on table. Sincere hope celebration exceeded expectations.
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Re: Provocative Title (MetaThread)

Post by jman » Sun Jun 12, 2011 4:58 pm

Reply alludes to the impossibility of eating your baked goods and still having it afterwards.

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Re: Provocative Title (MetaThread)

Post by BMAONE23 » Sun Jun 12, 2011 6:58 pm

reminder that the mass consumption of baked goods causes an effect whereas the proported baked goods spend but a moment passing into the oral cavity but are will be wearable for the duration

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Re: Provocative Title (MetaThread)

Post by owlice » Sun Jun 12, 2011 7:18 pm

Comment as to the koan of the previous two posts, wherein baked goods once eaten are gone, but not, as they they then reside elsewhere. Supposition on conservation of energy. Expressed desire for a small round baked good with frosting. Stated contemplation of visit to purveyor of same in neighboring town.
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Re: Provocative Title (MetaThread)

Post by BMAONE23 » Sat Jul 23, 2011 3:22 pm

Suggestion of a place to go for SMALL round confections

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Re: Provocative Title (MetaThread)

Post by Beyond » Sat Jul 23, 2011 6:41 pm

Reply to previous posters suggestion :arrow: :lol:
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Re: Provocative Title (MetaThread)

Post by orin stepanek » Sat Jul 23, 2011 6:47 pm

Looking for where you misplaced your cup of coffee only to find it an hour later in the refrigerator! :?
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Re: Provocative Title (MetaThread)

Post by BMAONE23 » Sat Jul 23, 2011 8:07 pm

Suggestion for adding liberal ammounts of fatty cow juice, brown confection, and pulverized H2O that was stored below 0 to said misplaced coffee

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Re: Provocative Title (MetaThread)

Post by owlice » Thu Jul 28, 2011 11:58 am

Expressed desire for very strong hot beverage brewed from freshly-ground beans.
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Re: Provocative Title (MetaThread)

Post by BMAONE23 » Thu Jul 28, 2011 5:51 pm

:emoticon of steaming cuppa:Image

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Re: Provocative Title (MetaThread)

Post by Beyond » Thu Jul 28, 2011 7:30 pm

Expression of WoW-neat, to self controlled cup of non-steaming java. Realization of addition of much pulverized H2O at about 0' F causes blue happy face, especially on Hot day.
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Re: Provocative Title (MetaThread)

Post by BMAONE23 » Sat Sep 03, 2011 8:40 pm

can't think of anything smart to say so decided to say something stupid instead

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Re: Provocative Title (MetaThread)

Post by Beyond » Sat Sep 03, 2011 11:50 pm

Awaiting statement of previous poster, to confirm accuracy of stated intent.
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Re: Provocative Title (MetaThread)

Post by bystander » Sun Sep 04, 2011 1:17 am

For all things, there exists a thing (x) such that x implies stupid.

∀things, ∃ (x ∈ things, x → stupid)
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Re: Provocative Title (MetaThread)

Post by owlice » Sun Sep 25, 2011 12:12 pm

Restatement of desire for very strong hot beverage brewed from freshly-ground beans. Expression of regret for not having made baked goods the previous day.
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Re: Provocative Title (MetaThread)

Post by orin stepanek » Sun Sep 25, 2011 12:23 pm

Getting hungry from reading previous post! A desire for coffee and coffeecake!
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Re: Provocative Title (MetaThread)

Post by Beyond » Sun Sep 25, 2011 4:39 pm

Noticeing that previous posters remarks have elicited strange stare from avatar of poster who posted before said previous poster, for being reminded of lack of fulfilment of stated desire and want. Advice to previous poster..... DUCK :!: Talons are v-e-r-y sharp!
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Re: Provocative Title (MetaThread)

Post by owlice » Mon Oct 03, 2011 12:30 am

Stated desire of manipulation of (vaguely) muscular tissue in uncomfortable state and beverage made with heated water and plant leaves.
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Re: Provocative Title (MetaThread)

Post by owlice » Fri Oct 28, 2011 12:41 pm

Obliquely inflammatory comment with request for input.
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Re: Provocative Title (MetaThread)

Post by orin stepanek » Fri Oct 28, 2011 3:59 pm

Enjoys beverage from roasted ground beans over beverage made from crushed leaves.
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Re: Provocative Title (MetaThread)

Post by bystander » Fri Oct 28, 2011 4:25 pm

Inflammatory remarks about where to find your inputs with veiled insinuations about what to do with them.



I've got your inputs right here.
Sorry, I just couldn't resist.
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