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by **geckzilla** » Mon Jun 04, 2012 7:05 pm

They can't ever grow to be giant beasts because their morphology prohibits it. They would have to adopt internal skeletons and we already have snakes doing that.

by **Moonlady** » Mon Jun 04, 2012 9:32 pm

geckzilla wrote:They can't ever grow to be giant beasts because their morphology prohibits it. They would have to adopt internal skeletons and we already have snakes doing that.

Birds will eat them before they grow that much anyway, go Owlice hunt some caterpillars, they are yummy, especially after eating flies :yes:

by **Beyond** » Fri Jun 15, 2012 8:30 pm

DIVORCE. It's not just for humans anymore. Apparently a tortorise couple have broken up after 115 years of being together.
http://now.msn.com/living/0608-tortoise-divorce-after-115-years.aspx

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by **BMAONE23** » Fri Jun 15, 2012 9:28 pm

Beyond wrote:DIVORCE. It's not just for humans anymore. Apparently a tortorise couple have broken up after 115 years of being together.
http://now.msn.com/living/0608-tortoise-divorce-after-115-years.aspx

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Obviously...
Bill Slowsky has been having this dream alot

Causing Karloine to look elsewhere. Poldi has picked up on Karoline Slowsky's discontent bringing about fantasies about her and causing discord in his marriage

by **Moonlady** » Sat Jun 16, 2012 12:41 am

Beyond wrote:DIVORCE. It's not just for humans anymore. Apparently a tortorise couple have broken up after 115 years of being together.
http://now.msn.com/living/0608-tortoise-divorce-after-115-years.aspx

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Get them couples therapy...I want a happy end! :cry:

Maybe the lady got senile and does not recognize her partner anymore and attacks him thinking a stranger is
molesting her...they should check up for Alzheimer's

by **orin stepanek** » Sat Jun 16, 2012 1:29 am

aww! After 115 years she's probably trying to get a little excitement in their lives! :wink:

She's just tired of same o same o! :mrgreen:

by **Beyond** » Fri Jun 22, 2012 3:50 am

GOT HICCUPS :?:

Here's a patented cure from a 13 year old in Connecticut, called "Hiccupops".

http://www.springwise.com/health_wellbeing/vinegar-laced-lollipops-aim-cure-hiccups/

by **Ann** » Fri Jun 22, 2012 6:42 am

So maybe I'll try a Hiccupop the next time I have the hiccups!

What about this?

Ann

by **alternate me** » Fri Jun 22, 2012 6:57 pm

Beyond wrote:GOT HICCUPS

Here's a patented cure from a 13 year old in Connecticut, called "Hiccupops".

http://www.springwise.com/health_wellbeing/vinegar-laced-lollipops-aim-cure-hiccups/

What happens when the Hiccupops with vinegar is too aggressive towards the mucosa membrane? Ouch

by **Beyond** » Fri Jun 22, 2012 8:39 pm

alternate me wrote:
Beyond wrote:GOT HICCUPS

Here's a patented cure from a 13 year old in Connecticut, called "Hiccupops".

http://www.springwise.com/health_wellbeing/vinegar-laced-lollipops-aim-cure-hiccups/

What happens when the Hiccupops with vinegar is too aggressive towards the mucosa membrane? Ouch

You'll have to ask the 13 year old kid that. I'm just not smart enough :!:

by **Beyond** » Fri Jun 22, 2012 8:43 pm

Ann wrote:So maybe I'll try a Hiccupop the next time I have the hiccups!

What about this?

Ann

To Ouch! each his Ouch! own, Ouch!Ouch!

by **geckzilla** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 4:54 pm

Had a derpy "I didn't know that" today. I've been calling lenticular galaxies elliptical. The whole time I was wondering why on earth these barred, ringed, whatever shaped galaxies would be called elliptical. I know I must have read about lenticular galaxies at some point in the past, too. Why did I ever get stuck thinking there were only spiral and elliptical galaxies? :derp:

Now I have to go back and correct anything I've ever written on my website or flickr uploads about these galaxies I've been processing.

by **Moonlady** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 5:57 pm

geckzilla wrote:Had a derpy "I didn't know that" today. I've been calling lenticular galaxies elliptical. The whole time I was wondering why on earth these barred, ringed, whatever shaped galaxies would be called elliptical. I know I must have read about lenticular galaxies at some point in the past, too. Why did I ever get stuck thinking there were only spiral and elliptical galaxies?

Now I have to go back and correct anything I've ever written on my website or flickr uploads about these galaxies I've been processing.

Geckzilla, you can avoid all the work by announcing that you made a new galaxy nomenclatura :wink:

by **geckzilla** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 6:09 pm

Yeah, I'll make sure it's even more confusing than any current classification system. Henceforth I shall put them in two categories: Exciting or Boring. Bars, spirals, bulges, dust lanes... who cares. If it looks cool, it goes in the exciting category. If it looks like a blurred sphere, into the boring category it goes.

by **Beyond** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 6:34 pm

Oregon's Monster Mushroom is World's Biggest Living Thing.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/oregons-monster-mushroom-is-worlds-biggest-living-thing-710278.html

by **Ann** » Fri Jul 13, 2012 8:22 pm

by **Moonlady** » Fri Jul 13, 2012 11:13 pm

Next time he should try to bag a grown up one, I bet the kangaroo will bag him in!

by **Beyond** » Sat Jul 14, 2012 12:20 am

I'm with you on that one, Moonlady :!:

That guy's a pretty good actor. He said and did all that with-out laughing.

Looks like Ann has gone south for the summer. W--a--y south. :lol2:

by **Ann** » Sat Jul 14, 2012 6:17 am

Beyond wrote:Looks like Ann has gone south for the summer. W--a--y south.

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Source: http://www.wallpaperhd.info/2011/04/17/ ... -1252.html

I don't know about that....

Ann

by **BMAONE23** » Sat Jul 14, 2012 3:47 pm

Ann wrote:
Beyond wrote:Looks like Ann has gone south for the summer. W--a--y south.

Click to view full size image
Source: http://www.wallpaperhd.info/2011/04/17/ ... -1252.html

I don't know about that....

Ann

Gee Mom...anything good for dinner in the referigerator???

by **Beyond** » Sat Jul 14, 2012 5:14 pm

Ann wrote:I don't know about that....

ha-ha, ok, you posted how to catch a kangaroo. Austraila is w--a--y South. Now you've got a polar bear watching TV(?) in a little igloo. That's aways North. Now if you post some penguins, that would be Wayyyyyyyyyy South.

by **orin stepanek** » Sat Jul 14, 2012 5:32 pm

I'm glad that Igloo isn't my home!

Ann wrote:
Beyond wrote:Looks like Ann has gone south for the summer. W--a--y south.

Click to view full size image
Source: http://www.wallpaperhd.info/2011/04/17/ ... -1252.html

I don't know about that....

Ann

by **Ann** » Sun Jul 15, 2012 3:17 am

Beyond wrote:
Ann wrote:I don't know about that....
ha-ha, ok, you posted how to catch a kangaroo. Austraila is w--a--y South. Now you've got a polar bear watching TV(?) in a little igloo. That's aways North. Now if you post some penguins, that would be Wayyyyyyyyyy South.

Well, I was looking for a picture of a person looking out of an igloo, but I couldn't find one. (The person in the igloo would be me.) I was trying to illustrate the daytime temperatures we are enjoying here these days... around 15C, which, as Orin has told me, corresponds to 59F!

Of course, if I go even Way South-er, really Wayyyyyyyyyy South to Penguinland, then temperatures will be even lower, of course!

Ann

by **Beyond** » Sun Jul 15, 2012 4:23 am

Ann wrote:
Beyond wrote:
Ann wrote:I don't know about that....
ha-ha, ok, you posted how to catch a kangaroo. Austraila is w--a--y South. Now you've got a polar bear watching TV(?) in a little igloo. That's aways North. Now if you post some penguins, that would be Wayyyyyyyyyy South.

Well, I was looking for a picture of a person looking out of an igloo, but I couldn't find one. (The person in the igloo would be me.) I was trying to illustrate the daytime temperatures we are enjoying here these days... around 15C, which, as Orin has told me, corresponds to 59F!

Of course, if I go even Way South-er, really Wayyyyyyyyyy South to Penguinland, then temperatures will be even lower, of course!

Ann

And you wouldn't even have a little igloo to huddle and shiver in.

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by **BMAONE23** » Sun Jul 15, 2012 6:30 am

Perhaps that Polar Bear is looking for an Eskimo Pie

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